Your Down on your luck
You Just lost your Truck
You Can't afford another beer
Your Credit cards don't work
Whole world thinks your a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account

It would have been cheaper to keep her around

Now you're sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Columbo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear, just remember I told you so

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper to keep her around

Oooh

So if you're thinking about saying adios, take it from a fool who knows
She's going to serve you papers make you pay through the nose
When her lawyer gets through with you you'll have to move to Mexico

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper to keep her around

It would have been cheaper to keep her around
Down on your luck
You Just lost your Truck
You Can't afford another beer
Your Credit cards don't work
Whole world thinks your a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account

It would have been cheaper to keep her around

Now you're sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Columbo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear, just remember I told you so

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper to keep her around

Oh

So if you're thinking about saying adios, take it from a fool who knows
She's going to serve you paper

When her lawyer gets through with you you'll have to move to Mexico

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper to keep her around

It would have been cheaper
to keep her around

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