Hollywood Diary....

He loved her.
He chopped off his left arm.
(The Good One)
And sent it to her with a box of chocolates.
She ate the chocolates and watched T.V.
He blew his brains out,
Picked them up,
Shoved them back upside his head, made breakfast, ate,
And tried again with a renewed vigor and enthusiasm not seen by many.

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