Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler
Vlad- Vlad- he coulda been a sailor
Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler
Vlad- Vlad- coulda been a whaler
Coulda been a tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

He stepped back and smoked a joint
20,000 peasants got the point
Mommy was a hamster
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood
For such a f___ing Flailor
He's so glad he's Vlad

Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler
Vlad- Vlad- he coulda been a whaler
Vlad- Vlad- Vlad the impaler
Vlad- Vlad- coulda been a whaler
Coulda been a tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

V-L-A-D
Vlad

When he was a boy
They sent him to the Turks
But you know that
They didn't like him
Because the Turks were jerks

When Vlad returned home his wrath
For his ancient foe he spurned
But the ancient art of impalement
Something the boy had learned

Oh how he learned
He learned, they burned,
They burned, they burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned

He's so glad,
He's so glad,
He's so glad,
He's so glad he's Vlad

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