Uh-huh, Uh-huh.

Save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went, just to check it out
19 extra-larges, what a shame!
No one came,
Just us, eating all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
No sense letting all this go to waste
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and every day
This cheese 'round the clock
is getting me blocked
And I sure don't care for
Irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and
Make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything
To just get my bowels evactuated
In the bathroom
I sit, and I wait, and I strain,
And I sweat, and I clench, and I feel the pain and
Oh
Should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated

No, no, no

I was feeling pretty down
'Til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I'd might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
her family crest
I suddenly spied
tatooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun,
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know
That we were both related
Believe me,
If I knew she was my cousin,
We never would have dated

What to do now
Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched
And have kids with 11 toes
And move to Alabama where
That kind of thing is tolerated

No, no, no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't keep
I got on my feet
I stood up instead
And knocked off my head
You see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience
Oh, man, I really hate it
It's such a drag now
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head
Kind of makes me irritated
What a b__mer.
I can't blink, I can't talk, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Hasn't been the same since
my head and I were separated

No, no, no.

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