Trapped in a box by a c___ney nutjob
Have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea,
I'm the hitcher, let me put you in the picture
Creepin' in your room in the dead of night
With my solo polo vision

I'm a c___ney Geezer, watch me bleed ya
I knew the ripper when he was just a nipper
I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat!

Pound ya banana (two pound your pear)
Pound ay banana (two pound your pear)
Pound ay banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for ya melons (oh yeah!)

Comin' in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancin' skeletons, white, blue and yellow 'uns
Movin' through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut you
And you ain't gonna like that

I'm bad juju, I do voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
Suckin' up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that!

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