Sir Mix-A-Lot Monsta Mack Lyrics

Run for the hills cause the mack is back
I'm hookin' up girls by fax
If you're stacked
You can rub a big mack
I gotta gas
So don't worry about scraps
(no, no)
Five foot eleven with a seven foot game
Gotta big mouth piece and I show no shame
Monsta kinky have no morals
Monsta love to get oral (ummmm!)
Got ten cars and the girls like that
I was born and bred to be a mack
Once your sign is played
You gotta put a style in your game now a days
In the sixty's girls was all high
LSD had 'em given up thighs
The baby boom was on I droppped
No more woodstock but now you got Mix-A-Lot
So put me in your CD changer
Watch your girl cause Mix'll rearrange her
Ooo, he's s__ist
Doo, he's s__ist
Keepin the Rush Limbaugh restless
Well I'm da' mack and that抯 monsta
Straight chase girls through the tail cause I wants ta
You can call it whack
But you respect this black
When it comes to game I'm a monsta mack

-Chorus:
Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
Big Mack, Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough
I'm a monsta mack
Lookin for s__
Bih bih bih big big mack

Strike the pose
But she aint nasty as me
Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky
Can't stop tappin that tweety
Give it to the needy
Nope, cause I'm too d___ greedy
Here I go walking through the mall
Don't play ball
But I got game for 'em all
Focus on a victim, Focus on a victim
Mr. Richard is hot so lets sick em
And like a tomahawk jumpinon a scud
Girl you got to gimp my puhh
The pick up king is back buddy
Tryin to give lessons to these thick a__ ballers and understudies
I'm not tryin to call you no b____ girl
Don't give a d___ if your poor or rich girl
And we can play a pool
And I'm pokin that 8-ball cool
And the bootys
I still like the bootys
She got a little waist doin squats just to keep me on my duty
Giant size games what I droppin Straight freaks with these thick ol' gluts is
what I'm knockin Now the right wing wanna test me
If likin s__ is a crime then you arrest me
But don't tell me who to sing to Jack
Cause a third of your life is in the sack
I'm a monsta mack

-Chorus-

Drivin my car by the bus stop
Till I spot a young cutie straight suckin down a soda pop
Baby girl's winkin Mix-A-Lot's thinkin Hope this girl's feet ain't stankin
Here we go
Swing by Franglors
Get a little Soul Food
Now you got a brother in the mood
d___ gotta get her home with the quickness
For this warriors a witness
No need to put my girls on tilt
Cause straight up game will get your milk
The nasty dog is back
With straight pimp game black
Ain't no shame
I'm a monsta mack

-Chorus-

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