Butthole Surfers Moving to Florida Lyrics

I'm gonna move down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Well they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
I say that when I go down to Florida way,
They're ain't no kind of s__ual healing that I would not, should not, or could not do
say this right here.

Well I'm movin' down to Florida.
and you know that I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao.
and I'm gonna make the governor write my doot-doo a letter, child.
And then I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle Slider out of India's sacred cow.
Well, I'm goin' down to Florida child,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Stepchild.

By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
Turn the muddy water into Vaseline stain.
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercurys in Florida.
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
'cause all the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam
know just exactly what to do. Right here.

Well I been goin' to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
You know that when I'm in Florida
just like Vince, I wanna' win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got hurt.
so I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the d___ down the drain.
I'm never going back to Florida
that's why I'm leavin today
Get that boy down to Florida.
teach me what to do.