[Spoken by John]
"'I Dig a Pygmy', by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids...
Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats!" (1)

[Sung]
Two of us riding nowhere,
Spending someone's hard-earned pay.
You and me Sunday driving, not arriving,
On our way back home.
We're on our way home.
We're on our way home.
We're going home.

Two of us sending postcards,
Writing letters on my wall.
You and me burning matches, lifting latches,
On our way back home.
We're on our way home.
We're on our way home.
We're going home.

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

Two of us wearing raincoats,
Standing so low in the sun.
You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere,
On our way back home.
We're on our way home.
We're on our way home.
We're going home.

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

Two of us wearing raincoats,
Standing so low in the sun.
You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere,
On our way back home.
We're on our way home.
We're on our way home.
We're going home.

[Spoken by Paul]
We're going home.
You better believe it.
Goodbye.

(1) "The deaf aids" was the nickname given to the Beatles' Vox amplifiers.

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