Dane Cook Beer Run Lyrics

B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
All We Need Is a Ten and a Fiver,
A Car and a Key and a Sober Driver,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN

A couple of Frag Guys from Avoline,
Drove Out All Night to See Robert Early King,
And At The K-Peg Swine,
They Swore they Dance,
They Where Baseball Caps and Kakey Pants,
They Wanted Ciggeretes,
So To Save A Little Money,
They got One From This Hippy Who Smelt Kinda Funny,
Next thing they knew they were both realy hungry,
And Pretty Thrusty tooooo,

B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
All We Need Is a Ten and a Fiver,
A Car and a Key and a Sober Driver,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN

Found a store with a sign,
Said there beer was coldest,
So they sent is Brad cause he looked the oldest,
He got a case of beer and a candy bar,
Walked over the where all them registers are,
Layed his fake I.D. on counter-top,
The clerk looked her turned look back up and stopped,
He said son im not gana call the cops,
But im gana have to keep this card,
The guys both took it pretty hard,

B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
Oh, How happy we would be,
If we only brought a better fake I.D.
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN

They foudn this other old hippy named sleepy John,
He clamed to be the only from Robert Early King son,
So they gave him all ther cash and he bought them so brew,
It was a breautifull day out in santa cruise,
They were feeling so good it shoulda been a crime,
The crowd was cool and the band was prime they made back up front to there seats just in time,
So they could sign with all there friends,
They said "The road goes on forever, And the Party never Ends"

B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN,
All We Need Is a Ten and a Fiver,
A Car and a Key and a Sober Driver,
B Double E Double R U N,
BEERRUN