Xzibit Plastic Surgery Lyrics

(feat. Saafir & Ras Kass)

Intro:
Arabian Voice:Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor
Nurse:Sit down and wait your turn
Xzibit: Sit your a__ down

Saafir:
You have, scars in your mask like Seal
That ain't for real
We'll have to fix that, yo n____ sit back

Xzibit:
Your flow remind me of a n____ that I just don't feel
Same style and delivery
Might as well have his grill
Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered get you style enhanced
It's like...

Saafir:
This, mask right will lift your grill
It'll put height in your mack
Don't take to much off
If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

Xzibit:
If you want it done right, n____ come see this
maybe even send your b____
We can fix them t__s
From a C cup to a double D cup
Make them big s___s, doctor lick em, yeah

Saafir:
I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial
need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial
After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone
Nothin' my scaple can't fix
What kind of face you want

Singing Voice:
I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:
It'll cost you

Singing Voice:
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that n____ face named Saafir!

Saafir:
That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
What type of s___ you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right
Casue being fake ain't tight
You need plastic surgury

Hook:
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5

Xzibit:
I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list
I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop a__ in your gases
feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
And what?
When a n____ place p____ get f___ed
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip hop clones

Ras Kass:
I date fat girls that weight 215
With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the p____
I'm performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:
Phat MC

Ras Kass:
Phat production, m_________in' facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
s__ changes from b____ n____s to ra ra n____s

Saafir:
This s___ is full blown, you better head to the clinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
n____s get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras Kass:
I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
Criminal Genius
operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them n____s p____
Take it to your face like a skin graph
rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)
You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the c__ you and Richard Gere be
swallowin'
Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Million Man March all the way to December
January, Feburary 28th

Saafir:
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber gloves I wear is on my d___
But I'll split you quick
Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip
on a tile that file and twist ya lips
Like Collin Powell
Descriptions I'm overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records
bitin', to God, send your blessings
I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
and b____es, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients
b____! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You don't have an appointment or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin' when I"m insurting these plastic patches
Seems like you need plastic surgury