Oh if only Brazil was not so far
far away I Would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I'm at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the isle
Keep your seatbelt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey do you like the way I cry?

[Pilot in the radio]
Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen
this is your captain speaking.
My name is Longdong Rodriguez!
I want to welcome you on board of this flight
x__ 69 to Copacabana. And ah...
Unfortunately we are a bit late, and some of you probably gotta get laid.
I hope for you
But however we gonna arrive on time anyway
cause I can fly a litle bit faster.
You know ?!

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling 'till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
'till I made my final splash

Lavatory love machine
No fear to quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
Ooh!

Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream

Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey do you like the way I cry?

Lavatory love machine
Ooh oh!
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream!

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