VA Tha Realest (F Swoop G N Twist Lyrics

[Skit/Intro]
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Hey what's up man?
(Aspiring rapper)
Ay yo Dre, I got some heat for you man
I want you to check out this tape dogg.
Ya know what I'm sayin?
I wanna be put on Aftermath, how can I be down man?
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Well you know how we get down over here
(Aspiring rapper)
Nah man, how y'all get down?
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Well, you know, you gotta un-a__ some of that shoot
(Aspiring rapper)
What?
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Well, if you wanna f___ with Aftermath
(Aspiring rapper)
Ay man what the f___ you doing? *belt*
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Yo Mel Man, go get me the K-Y dogg
(Aspiring rapper)
Yeah man, but, that's how all y'all get down over there man?
*dropping pants*
(Fake Dr.Dre)
Yeah man go get the extacy pills man,
this one gonna be a wild one tonight
I wanna take this n____z manhood and his music
(Fake Dr.Dre & Aspiring rapper)
Ugh, yeah, Ugh, yeah, Mel Man this s___ good,
ohh, oh, you gettin some or what?

[Verse 1 - Tha Realest]
I give a f___ about this n____ named Alize
Leave the b____ a__ dead in the alleyway
Forever today
I'm lettin him know, these Death Row n____z ain't gonna never play
Can you believe this n____
screamin that he got that s___ we call the chronic?
If he smoke the s___, he'll probably vomit
This b____ ain't never had bionic
Mother f___er who you taught to smoke in trees
n____ bow down on your f___in knees
In this life I lead
We kill for greed
Understand we ride for currency
I have to kill b____es like Eminem
Leave him dead just like the rest of them
Still testin them
At the source awards, his bodyguards wasn't protectin him
Now you actin like and a n____ you and Snoop are tight
You wasn't there when he was fightin for his life
That s___ ain't right
It was me, best believe
When I see your a__ I'm takin flight
Now a n____ turned back to the old you
That b____ from the World Class Wreckin Cru
With your lipstick on and a d___ in your a__ (haha!)
Ha, Ha, yeah n____ you remember you (woooh!)

[Chorus - Twist] x 2
So what do you say to somebody you hate?
Leave your body full of holes, let them chalk in tape
Mother f___ Snoop and N.W.A.
Death Row could give a f___ about Dre

[Verse 2 - Swoop G]
If you b____ n____z f___ with us
We got my n____z in the cut
Ready to f___ you up
I got a pretty bad b____ that'll set you up
Take you to a penthouse and let you f___
Then cut your nuts
Dr. Dre been soft from the very start
Like when Eazy f___ed his a__, he ain't had no heart
He and Pac came out and he pulled apart
Had everybody knewin that your a__ was marked
f___ Nate Dogg, Eminem, and Snoop
And all them b____ mother f___ers that ride with you
I know they sided with you
They gonna hide with you
Yeah, n____, mother f___ers gonna die with you
Be prepared to shoot
Let the guns bust n____ at the realest and swoop
Key to rockin lil style in tha lexus coop
Everything you write, n____, is bullet-proof
You know how Death Row do

Chorus x 2

[Verse 3 - Lil C Style]
Y'all know you're just some mark a__
Hooked down, b____ a__ n____z who ain't gonna blast
When I see y'all n____z aloud
Can't none of y'all n____z move my a__
I'm Lil C Style in the Lexus Coop
High off weed and lots of loot
Ain't no tellin what I'm gonna do
When I see that scary a__ n____ Snoop
Might blast you
Harass your boo
Cause a n____ gettin way more cash than you
Throwin up 1-9 while I'm passin you
Got all these mother f___ers askin you
Why Swoop and Lil Style keep smashin you?
Got all these new n____z dissin you
Cause you a b____-a__, punk-a__
Scary a__ n____ who ain't gonna blast
I just might roll up and puff your a__
Then smoke weed with your cousin's a__
Tell him my n____ just blast your a__
Young Swoop ain't gotta hit a n____ with no glass
Cause keenin' rock puttin n____z on they a__
And Death Row n____z will always mash
Clock the cash, glock the mask
And if you run up, I'll sock your a__

Chorus x 2

[Verse 4 - Twist]
I'll always be Twist
Alive my guess
At dispense
So blood I split
Like wrists and so slick
It's Twist, 2, GDS
Sick attributes
And attitudes like I have to shoot
With the heat that Slim Shady
Had him f___in his kid's baby
And mouth full of M-80's
Bring him through the last circle
Leave his a__ hurtin
And his cap lurkin
Man, I can work you
Stay away from the name rest, Eminem
Cause I'm aimin for the embelin
And I could give a f___ about Dre and Snoop
Only mad cause the game was rapin you
Doin 4 minus too much
Get your groove crushed
It's true l___
That could make a prostitute blushed
f___ what you heard like a d___ in your ear
n____ beggin to disappear move Swoop from the rear
I'm mack cappin that world class cat
Until you drop dead
And Dre stay gay cause Pac said
And this Twist from Chaps and The Last Circle
If you wanna know who said it mother f___er...

Chorus x 2

[The Realest]
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[Death Row n____
Death Row n____
Death Row in this mother f___er
Come on] x 3 (in background)
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(talking over)
I'm poppin s___
Double R tops dropped
And the glocks c___
Bullet-Proof vests never get put to rest
Know what I mean?
For my n____ Makaveli we still ridin up in this mother f___er
Death Row Westside n____
Can you n____z see me?
The Realest aka Tenkamenin and Vigilante
The world don't understand me
The re-birth of a pitiful a__ young mother f___er
Eat a d___ all day
Eat a d___ all day on westside