Weird Al Yankovic The Jedi Lyrics

A long long time ago,
in a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack,
and i had thought me and Qui Gon Gin,
could talk the Federation in,
to maybe cutting them a little slack,
but their response it didnt thrill us,
they locked the doors and tried to kill us,
we escaped from that gas,
and met Jar Jar in Boznas,
we took a Bongo from the scene,
and we went in fee to see the Queen,
we all wound up on Tatooine,
thats where we found this boy.

Oh my, my, this here Anikin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now his just a small fry,
he left his home and kissed his Mommy goodbye,
singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
soon im gonna be a Jedi.

Did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave,
but he can use the Force they say,
and you see him hitting on the Queen,
though he's just nine and she's fourteen,
yeah his probly gonna marry her someday,
well i know he built c-3po,
and i've heard how fast his pod can go,
and we were broke its true,
so we made a wager or two,
he was a prevalecent flying ace,
and the Medajava started off that race,
well I knew he'd win first place,
oh yes, it was our boy.

We started singin,
my, my, this here Anikin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now his just a small fry,
he left his home and kissed his Mommy goodbye,
singing soon im gonna be a Jedi,
soon im gonna be a Jedi.

Now we finally got to Coraucaunt,
The Jedi council we knew we'd want,
to see how good the boy could be,
so we took him there and we told the tale,
how his medichlorians were off the scale,
and he might fulfill that profacy,
oh the council was impressed of course,
could he bring balance to the force,
they interviewed the kid,
oh training they forbid,
because Yoda senced in him much fear,
but Qui Gon said now listen here,
just stick it in your pointy ear,
I still will teach this boy.

He was singin,
my, my, this here Anikin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now his just a small fry,
he left his home and kissed his Mommy goodbye,
singing soon im gonna be a Jedi,
soon im gonna be a Jedi.

We caught a ride back to Naboo,
cause Queen Amidala wanted to,
I frankly would of liked to have stayed,
we all fought in that epic War,
and it wasnt long at all before,
little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day,
and in the end some Gundhams died,
some ships blew up and some pilots fried,
alot of folks were croakin,
the battle droids were broken,
and the Jedi I admire most,
met up with Darth Maul and now his toast,
but I'm still here and he's a ghost,
I guess I'll train this boy.

And I was singin,
my, my, this here Anikin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now his just a small fry,
he left his home and kissed his Mommy goodbye,
singing soon im gonna be a Jedi,
soon im gonna be a Jedi.

we were singing,
my, my, this here Anikin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now his just a small fry,
he left his home and kissed his Mommy goodbye,
singing soon im gonna be a Jedi.