Marc Shaiman It's Easy, Mmmkay Lyrics

Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in,
By drugs and alchohol and s__ with women, mmkay!
But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch!
You can do it!
It's all up to you, mkay!
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack!
Follow my plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mkay!
Step 1: Instead of a__ say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of s___ say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With b____ drop the t because b____ is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f___ any more because f___ is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mkay!

Kids:
We can do it its all up to us mkay!

Mr. Mackey:
Mkay!

Kids:
With a little plan we can change our lives today!

Mr, Mackey:
You can change it today!

Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives eating nothing in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash!
Follow this plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey:
Step 1!

Kids:
Instead of a__ say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole!

Mr. Mackey:
Step 2!

Kids: Instead of s___ say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold!

Mr. Mackey:
Step 3!

Kids: With b____ drop the t
because b____ is latin for generosity!

Mr. Mackey:
Step 4!

Kids: Don't say f___ anymore!

Everyone:
'Cus f___ is the worst word that you can say

Kids: f___ is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f___, no we shouldn't say f___, f___ nooooo!!!

Mr. Mackey:
Your cured, you can go!

Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives eating nothing in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash!
Follow this plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mkay!

Kids:
It's easy mkay!

Mr. Mackey:
It's easy mkay!

Kids:
It's easy mkay!

Mr. Mackey:
It's easy mkay!

Kids: It's easy!
It's easy!
It's easy!
It's easy mkay!

Everyone laughs

Mr. Mackey:
Mmmkay!
Mmmkay!
Mmmkay!