Tenacious D Inward Singing Lyrics

*Kage Snoring*

[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!
[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?
[Jack] Oh, my god...
[Kage] What?
[Jack] I did it.
[Kage] What'd You Do?
[Jack] I've done it.. I f___in did it.
[Kage] What?
[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!
[Kage] What?
[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...

*Jack breathing*

[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
[Singing] And I'm never f___ing stopping and I'm
[Inward Singing] Always f___ing singing
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
[Inward Singing] Stop the f___ing singing
[Singing] I'm like a f___ing one man band, I'm like a f___ing one man band!

[Jack]And I can sing like that all f___in night...
[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...
[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I'm f___ing singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! f___ you! You f___in d___! Always naysaying everything I create! You piece of s___, you create something like inward singing! You f___ing s___ you f___ing sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

[Jack]...and f___ing nap... what's funny? You f___ing b____!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

[Jack]f___in, f___ out f___in... c___ a-a__. You're fired from the band.
[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
[Jack] Why?
[Kage] Well, I'm quiting.
[Jack] What?
[Kage] I quit.