Me yer momma and some other w____
Floatin' down the river on a s___house door
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's gettin down with an ear of corn
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Watching mom shave her p____ really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to f___ somethin in the front yard
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Sister is gettin rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Reddog (Solo)

Well I'm a big d___ daddy and a f___in foo
Eleven years old and I went to p____ school
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Yeah, her a__hole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her s___ to watch her c__
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Simon (Solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's d___
If you saw my poon tang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

Everybody Solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other w____
Floatin' down the river on a s___house door
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

I'm gonna tie my p_____
tie my p_____
tie my p_____
tie my p_____
gonna tie my p_____ to my leg.

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