Afroman roll my joint Lyrics

Wait a minute man,
Check this out man,
There was this blind man right
There was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with this
Stick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat Im sayin
He stoped he took a deep breath and he said
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Goooood morning ladies
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
U like that s___ man
I got a gang of that s___ man
Someone get on the guitars who on da drums
Every body just gang around the mic and ill tell u all this m____ f___in s___
But first Im gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boy
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell
Flyin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels
Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby will
Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palm
Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner selling rap cds when I met a little girl
Named jan I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was the
Leader of the ku klux klan
We f___ed on the bed f___ed on the floor we f___ed soo long I grew a f___in afro
Then I f___ed to the left f___ed to the right she sucked my d___ till the s___
Turned white
I thought to my self shibba shibba got my a__ lookin like a zebra
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a
Chevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting
With a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhh
He beat me to the left he beat me to the right the m____ f___a wooped my a__
All night
But I aint mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best d___ p____ I ever had!!
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine Im gunna f___ that b____ just 1 more
Time
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hell
Rollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels
Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby wheel
I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but d___ she looked good I took
Her to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a d___ that was bigger
Than mine
I met this lady from j__an never made luv with an african I f___ed her once i
f___ed her twice I ate that p____ like shrimp fried rice
Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of australia had a big b___ big t__ties too so i
Hoped
In her a__ like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her a__ and she said
Haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast p____ was lunch then her t__ties
Busted open with hawaiian punch
Met cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said she brought some
Chicken
If u just f___ me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secret
Blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dog
Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them
Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes from
Here to hong kong
I met dolly parten in tennessee her t__ties were filled with hennisy that
Country
Music really drove me crazzy but I rode that a__ and said yes miss dassi
Met this lady in oklahoma put that p____ in a coma
Met this lady in michigan cant wait till I f___ that b____ again
Met a real black girl down in south carolina f___ed her till she was turned to
A white albina
f___ this hooker in iowa I f___ed her on credit so I ow her
f___ed this girl down in joja came in her mouth man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful s__y ho she just ran across the boarder from mexico
Fine young 27er named messmirea I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know Im gon cry when she gets
Deported
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
Have u ever been ova a girls house to f___ but the p____ just aint no good
Say wat
And ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhood
Ahahahahahahhahahahaa
So u try and play it off and eat the p____ but it takin sooo long to come then
Her dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipe
Ur mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready mad
Because u f___in his woman soo he starts beetin on ur a__
Now ur nose all b_____ ur close all muddy ur d___ was hard but now its soft u
Thought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack off
Singing colt 45 and to zig zags baby thats all we need