Well Momma was exhausted after she had me
It took two nurses to hold me one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
Whiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
"This boy is way off the charts as far as I can tell ooo bpppp momma he's a double X L"

By second grade I was 5' 2
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
In eighth grade I was shopping at the Big and Tall
And the coaches had me playing High School football
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL ooo bbppp son you're a double X L"

Double X L double X L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X L double X L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bbbppp baby I'm a double X L

Here we go

Country cuties in Texas
String bikinis in Florida
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their Yankees ring their southern belles
They say "ooo bbbppp we love a double X L"

Double X L double X L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X L double X L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bbbppp baby I'm a double X L

Double X L solo

Well double X L double X L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X L double X L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bppp baby I'm a double X L
Well if you have any doubts
You can see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double X L
Ooo bppp yeah I'm a double X L

Yeahh

Oh boy

Triple X L too

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