I never go nowhere, man
I never go nowhere
Traffic's bad out there, man.
I'm savin' wear and tear.
I like conditioned air, man
I never go nowhere

I go
Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs,
Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room,
Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer,
Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video,
Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg,
Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial,
Order in.

I ain't goin' nowhere, man.
I ain't goin' nowhere
It's dangerous out there, man
Might 'a been a big bomb scare.
Hard to get off of this easy chair.
I ain't goin' nowhere

I go
Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell,
Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today,
Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge,
J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male
Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam.
I think it's ma'am

I ain't goin' nowhere, man
Never gonna go nowhere
It's a bungled jungle out there, man
Some kid got mauled by a bear
Surround sound in my own lair
I ain't goin' nowhere....

I got
Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on.
PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray,
Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play.
Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel,
Choppers up, sonic boom,
Activate the panic room.

I'm on,
Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax,
Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex
Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax,
Prozac, Ativan, Aderol,
I take 'em all.

I ain't goin' nowhere, man.
Never gonna go nowhere
I'm cuttin' my own hair, man
Nothin' I need out there.
Outside sunny but inside cher
I ain't goin' nowhere.

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