Before I met my baby, there was a whole lot going on
Yes, before I met my baby, there was a whole lot going on
I used to wag my tail in every corner
Never hesitate to give that b____ a bone

Before I met my baby I didn't have a clue
Before I met my baby I didn't know what I should do
Before I met my baby this misguided mutt made dogmeat out of you and everybody else

She went to see my kennel, she said "It's like a rabbit hutch"
She went to see my kennel, she said "It smells too much"
She wouldn't wag her tail or nothing at all
until the furniture man called
He said take it away, oh yeah, go on, let's guitar

[Solo]

One time, baby, I took her for a walk
Two timing b____, I tried to squash her under a truck
Three time loser, this ain't no game
Five hand shuffle driving me insane
I can't get it when I want it,
When I call her she don't answer to her name

We settle down into a laugh of bliss or so it seemed
I adjusted to the endless wine and foodmixes and her talking to me
It was hell, I tell you
And when I dug my bone up, she threw my bone right back at me!

Some...
There's some harmonica? In the ball?

[Harmonica solo]

I finished with that b____, and he'd left her tied up to a tree
She had a note around her neck saying, "Take this one, she's free"
Before I met my baby my life was misery
Before I met my baby my life was misery

Hm...

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