Icp Mad Professor Lyrics

He He He
Oh s___ he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty f___in nice I haven't seen Whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since s___, like back in the
Mother f___er
You want my couch
You mother f___er
I need your m_____ f___in brain
You can't have my couch
What da the f___ you thinking
Now come here you big fat m_____ f___er get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit f___ school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that s___ never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha s___ yeah
But im still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But f___ that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up b____
Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of m_____ f___er like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
Keep it down you little b____es I'll skin your f___in hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
s___ f___ I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the f___in window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
f___ s___ didn't work

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead
Oh m_____ f___o what you'd hit me
With a f___in frying pan or somethin
What the f___,
You crazy m_____ f___o ow that s___ hurts
Come here
I'm gonna f___ you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me

It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But f___ that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the s___ with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and rye
Pour it in the cup and give it to his a__ wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man f___ that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this s___
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
s___gy?
What up Y'all?

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity (3x)