Too $hort Too Short - Im A Player Lyrics

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' b____es than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a b____ who wouldn't give you joint,
b____es ain' s___ and now I made my point,
so you can light that weed,
while I spit this rap,
and tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my d___ sucked,
now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git p____ when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was f___in' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to f___ young-a__ hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I f___ top notch b____es,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
b____es come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I f___ your cousin,
your two sisters, I even f___ your ex-b____,
Short Dog in the house with some player s___...

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and