BLINK 182 GRANDPA Lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, cuatrosWhen you f___ed grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to f______ him
And stick a finger or two in his a__

He seems like a total a__hole
Grandpa is a total f___ing a__hole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his a__?
He rubs his d___ in broken glass

When you f___ed grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed? And

(He seems like a total a__hole
Grandpa is a total f___ing a__hole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his a__?
He rubs his d___ in broken glass)This is f___ing stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have s__ with your own grandfather
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth
and just lay them on the side of the bed?
Man, you like to f___ him in the b___
and have everyone come in and watch and m_________
And c__ all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all
I'm not even going to have s__ with my mom tonight man,
this is stupid!
I hate you!