Stephen Lynch Dungeons and Dragons Lyrics

Got my twelve sided die
And I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
My friends are comin over to my moms basement
Bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard
and that stereo's a-pumpin Zeppelin,
It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.

It's D&D!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D&D!
Never kissed lady before (nope).

Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
We use these as a reference tool,
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

No we're not
I know

Now tiche's a real b______ but a fair dungeon master,
He's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb When im not im with my girlfriend,

It's D&D...wait...

you've got a girlfriend?
yeah. yeah...no.

It's D&D!

Warriors that terrify.

Its D&D!

Virgins til the day we...

1,2,3,4!

Die

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