Saludos, my dahlings, and you know who you are!
C'mon, let's mingle, so nice to see you
Throw your hips into the air
Like Syd Charisse and Fred Astaire
Let's crazy romance!

Just looking into your eyes, darling
I can tell that you have the legs of a dancer
So bring those legs, and the rest of your body, over here
And be 'Nando's private prancer!

Dahling, I've got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous. Absolutely marvelous! (Marvelous!)

You know, my father used to say to me, "'Nando, don't be a schnook
It's not how you feel, it's how you look!"
He was marvelous!
But you, dahling, hmmmm, you look marvelous!
Absolutely marvelous!

And this is from my tongue which is deep inside my body
It's better to look good than to feel good

(Fernando.) Darlings?
(Who's marvelous?) Try me!
(Cyndi Lauper?)Marvelous!
(Tina Turner?) Still marvelous!
(Jayne Meadows?) She's marvelous!
(Grace Jones?) Humongous!
(Cher?) Marvelous!
(Shankar?) Marvelous!
(Vanity?) Marvelous!
(Apollonia?) Ditto
(Madonna?)Her belly b___on is absolutely marvelous!

I'm about to lose control - and I think I like it!
Oh, look, there's Sting, looking for his last name at the dip!
I am what love is all about!
I've got American teeth and a Spanish mouth...
Please ... hold me while I tango!
So, my dear, it's been a blast.
You were not my first, you won't be my last.

Ciao! I've got to mambo!
Nothing lasts forever, darling
But it's not the end of the world
When I was fired by Paramount
There was still MGM (MGM!)

I love you young people today.
With your rock and roll
Like that Eddie Van Heflen (Van Halen!)
Whatever!

When I look into your eyes, darling,
I see the reflection of me!
Look at me dancing around in there!
I look marvelous! Absolutely marvelous! (Wonderful! Marvelous!)

You know darling, I love dancing
Dancing to me is like standing still, only faster...
You know what I'm saying to you?
(Marvelous! Wonderful!)

My dear, do you understand the term 'Full grown midget?'
Must be me. (Wonderful! Marvelous!)

There are eight million stories in the naked city, darling
Let's me two of them.
I'm kidding you. I'm a kidder!

Let's you and I go back to my private hideaway
You'll put on soft music
I'll put on my Spider-Man pajamas
And we'll do things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway! (Marvelous! Wonderful!)

Darling, I'm worried about the Cabbage Patch kids
I mean, when they grow up
Will they be confused that these people are not their real parents?

If a train is leaving Chicago at 11:00am in the morning With five thousand pounds of bluefish
And another train is leaving Phoenix at exactly the same time...
And Bert Convy is still hosting 'Tattletales'...

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