Commercial Lyrics

Intermission: Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbo-na-ted so-da!
Intermission: I hope they have Icees!
Intermission: I've chosen the large tub.
Intermission: My nipples look like Milk Duds.
Intermission: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy.

commercial (speaking j__anese) translated
Woman: I'm Sorry, but I changed the Magi's Program.
presses b___on
Woman: It didn't work?!
man lifts gun
Man: Ritsuko Akagi... The truth is...
voice alters into english
Man: I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching over to Geico
Woman: ... You liar!
gunshot

Live Commercial (O Fortuna plays)
Announcer: In a land, where there isn't much hope. There lies a person with the unlimited power of knowledge.
Franklin: (eating food) (nonchalant) Hey, guys.
Announcer: He has to stop evil robots from winning a game of Jeopardy...
Trebek: (robotic voice) Five of these kept the wheels on your mother.
Robot1: (robotic voice) Does not Compute, error, error.
(ding)
Trebek: (robotic voice) Yes, Franklin.
Franklin: What is a lug nut?
Announcer: Nobody knows about Franklin's gift. Not even himself.
Franklin: (Surprised) Wha?!!
Announcer: How can you save the world when you don't even know how to turn on a TV?
Franklin: Is that a question?
Trebek: (robotic voice) I think I'll ask the answers around here.
Announcer: Coming soon to the theater not nearest to you. Franklin's Robotic Epidemic
Franklin: Hmm... could use the better t__le. Then again who told me about my brain. Right here.
Robot1: (robotic voice) Uh that would seem to me that you are pointing to your groin.
Announcer: In theaters this Fall.
Franklin: (finishing food) Hope to see you there.

Nanomachine transmission (beeps)
Snake: Otacon... Do you read me?
Otacon: Hey, Snake, What's up?
Snake: "Hypothetically" how do I stop a mobile tank capable of launching nuclear weapons from a remote place in the world, say like maybe, the Bering Sea?
Otacon: (laughs) Snake I think you've been watching too much television.
Snake: Yeah, maybe... Again, though: how would I "hypothetically" stop it.
(loud crashing sounds)
Otacon: Sounds like you're having a blast there, Snake.
Otacon: Hey, c'mon snake, that was a joke, huh? Snake c'mon man talk to me, Snake, SNAAAAKE!

Live intermission
Intermission: Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbo-na-ted so-da!
Intermission: I hope they have Icees!
Intermission: I've chosen the large tub.
Intermission: My nipples look like milk Duds.
Intermission: I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy.