UGK 976-Bun B Lyrics

{*phone being dialed*}, {*rings*}

[Bun B]
Yeah, 976-Bun B
That new s___ for ninety-two
All you n____z peep this one
Check it out

Aiyyo, trill was the last one n____, this time you better pull a gat
Cause the d___'s hangin low, and it's still fat
But ain't s___ whack so you better pull a quick guard
This s___ is live enough to make your MOMMA'S d___ hard
(C'mon!) Pick up ya phone and dial the 7 numbers that makes ya trip
for live s___ comin from Bun B's lips
And I'm givin hoes the sensation of a big-a__ nut
gushin out, be in tele-c__-munications
Nine-seven-six, two-eight-six-two
Courtesy of Bun B, straight to m_________in you
Yo, the n____ was trill, same s___, new place
(?) (?), then bust in your face
Yeah n____z be trippin yo, but still in the meanwhile
Your girl keeps callin me on m_________in redial
Now you're swoll cause your b____ runs your bill up
You catch me at the mo-tee, Bun big bone a fill' up
She might be s___ to you, cause dude give her pay G
But p____ get played out, and p____ comes daily
As long as your game be strong ain't no thang
My phone always rang cause of the dope s___ I sang
Keepin hoes on my d___ yo, and ain't no lettin go
The net keeps flyin out, the p____ stays wet so
I turn on my VCR then I put a flick in
The hoe starts lickin that d___ and pretty soon
I'm stickin that a__, like a fool in the bed
All I can see, is the top and back of your head
It ain't about conversation or make that hit
On a first name basis hoe that ain't bout s___!
Look trick, tell me how many rubbers to pack
I hit the room from the front, the a__ from the back
And yo it ain't about the phone call, this about the nut'n
So let me bust a fat load on your bellybutton
See, quiet storm done put a notch on your belt
And when it's over, I don't wanna hear how it felt
I'm just pullin off my rubber, takin a bath
Gettin dressed to reminisce of how I cut ya in half
It's all in the day of an Underground fool
So dial the digits and I'm divin in that a__ like a pool
But when I get wet b____, I won't be drownin
I clown on hoes to leave their p____hole frownin
Or if you b____es wanna hear some more of this
Lock your bedroom door trick, pick up your cordless
You can suck a mean d___, lick a good ball
And if I keep on f___in, you'll keep on callin
And I'll be playin you, when you think you'll be playin me
It's just p____ games with some help from AT&T
So if you need a d___ to be real friendly
Dial nine-seven-six, B-U-N-B, b____!

{*phone being dialed*}, {*busy signal to fade*}