Crotchduster Let Me Into Starfish Land Lyrics

- Hey, did you see that f___ing girl that my brother f___ing brought over here the other night?
- That erm, that blond chick with big t__s?
- Yeah, too much f___ing makeup!
- Uh, dude; she was hot! She, yeah, she's f___ing hot!
- Yeah, she's alright, but she is high f___ing maintenance!
- Yeah, she sounds like it! Uh, wait, is that that b____ that that uh,.. came in here and sang that one day?
- You know, she was little like: 'You know me.. nhm mm uhh, uhh (highpitched).
- Oh, she was pretty good dude; you think we could get her to sing on this song?
- Wait dude, she wont sing on this song, man! Erm, she will not sing anything, unless it has got anything to do with t__s or f___ing p____ or anything!
- Really? - Even if we payed her?
- Even if we gave her like 500 $, she likes jesus and s___ like that!
- Oh, man! Dude, dude, she's only f___ing kissed, and she is twentythree-years-old, she has only kissed
a f___ing guy!
- That is 'cuz she has never had her a__hole licked before!

The A Train Never Stops
And I Am Headed For Your Hole
I'd Be So Lucky If I
Could Cream In Your a__hole
There's So Much s___ That We
Could Make Each Other Do
I'd Rather f___ Your a__hole
If That's O.K. With You
Here Comes The Honey
When I Am Through
But I Am Not Done Cause
Your a__hole Is So New
Open Up Wide, Here Comes The Train
If Your Head Was Between Your Legs
Id Love To Screw Your Brain

Let Me Lick Your a__hole
Let Me Lick It Clean
I'll Take You All To Starfish Land

Let Me Lick Your a__hole
Let Me Lick It Clean
I'll Suck Out All The Peanuts
I'll Suck Out All The Beans
I'll Tongue f___ Your r_____
I'll Drive Up Your Dirt Road
I'll Felch Out My Own s____
And Spit It Down Your Throat

I Love Bunnies
I Love Pink
I Love My Moms Underpants
Especially When They Stink
I Love Rainbows
I Love Balloons
I Cried At Forest Gump
And Disney Cartoons

Boba Fett, Boba Fett
Vader And Boba Fett

Lubed Up Mustard Glove
a___ Love
Traveling b___ Raping Show
Steal A Mercedes
And Grab The Old Ladies
And Grease Up Your O

She Said That I Could Touch It
She Said She'd Let Me In
I Warmed Her Up With My Middle Finger
Some a___ Ease And Gin
My w___ Was In Her c___ Trap
Just About To Explode
Her 30 Year Old Stepmom
Came In And Drank My Load