Gwar Techno's Song Lyrics

Ahhh...
Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp,
this band will play anything I want perfectly the first time through...
And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote this ditty
and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,
cause I am Techno Destructo
and I can out-fight, out-f___, and out-fart
any of you lame-a__ m_________in' rock stars...
Cause I am Techno
Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus,
beyond Jupiter, and that's
way past Uranus, buddy.
And I come from here with a mission...
Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master
in a holy jihad
to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.

GWAR will serve the Master...
or GWAR will die!

I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen
and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex
Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato masher
Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish Kid in a no holds barred... Woah!
They haven't even shaken hands and
Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack...
What's Techno doing?
He's breaking open his skull! He's.. he's...
he's making a meal out of Oderus's brain!!!

I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass
Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your a__!!