Adam Sandler Tollbooth Willy Lyrics

Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
Hey how ya doin tollbooth w____?
Good, thank for askin pa
Oh thats great you know considering you're a f___ing idiot
Go f___ youself ya son of a b____ i'll come outta the booth and f___in whack ya, ya f___in p____
Hey Hey w____ how's it goin?
Hey can't complain pa how's about you?
Aw, great great, how much?
The state charge is a dollar 25 pa
That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat a__ he he
Why you f___in hard on I'll f___in cop n fist your f___in head with a louiseville f___in slugger whatd'ya think of that a__ f___
Hi w____
Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the best with directions
Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya that much so where ya headin?
Well i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your a__, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you f___in p____
You f___in b____ f___ you, You forgot to pay the f___in toll you dirty w____ i'll f___in drop you with a boot to the f___in skull you c__ guzziling queef
Hey w____
Hey how are ya?
Here's a dollar 25 and go f___ yourself
Ah ya f___in p____ i hope you choke on a f___in bottle cap ya f___in son of a f___ eat s___ eat my s___
Hello w____ good to see you
Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other day
Well i do my best
Dollar 25 Bishop
Dollar 25 w____..Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a b_______ you piece of dog s___
Oh have another one you f___in lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya f___in douce bag
Hey
Well hey
Yeah..do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat a__
Well i already heard that one you f___in unoriginal b______ go suck a c___ ya piece of f___in repeatin s___
Hi
Oohh..Hi how are ya
Fine thank you how much is the toll please?
For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25
Here ya go thank you
Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that
Oh i almost forgot thank you so much
And here ya are
Um..do you think you could sign it?
Uh? sign it?
Yeah, sign it Tollbooth w____ was here
Okay sure, uh by the way what is this for?
Just so i can have proof for my friends that i met the biggest f___ing dipshit with the smallest d___ alive, you understand
f___ you, ya f___in humptidy b____ I'll f___in f___ you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your f___in mothers..You're gonna die b____ i'm coming outta the boooooooth
Oooohh..my f___in leg!
Hey you ran over tollbooth w____?
Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky d___ licker
Why you f___in p____s i f___in here every f___in word you're sayin when this f___in leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new f___in a___holes...(yelling back and forth) f___ you,you mother f___ers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital