[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets b___-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his b___-cheeks

[s___gy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a f___ less
What a b____ thinks
He tell her that her b___ stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk b____
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
f___!

[s___gy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A f___ing lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his d___
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, f___, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
f___in everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f___ up
Get the f___ the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and s___ out connect four

[s___gy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the f___? Connect four?
Man that s___ is whack
Don't worry about my s___
Just rap m_________er

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a b____boy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid a__ dump f___in idiot

[s___gy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs m_________ers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f___ up
Get the f___ the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
f___in everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

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