Afroman Afroman - Whack Rappers Lyrics

intro:
this next song is dedicated
to all whack rappers
and all the whack people
that like and buy their whack music

rap:
i think ur crazy if u like Jay-Z
dont change clothes-change the CD
Murphy Lee-what the hook gon' be
cuz u do need hook and another beat
Jemaine Dupri-u know u wrong
f___ed up Chingy's song

Afro motherfukin M-a-n
cant stand no m_________in Ying Yang Twins
i think Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz
is an ignorant, irratatin' bunch of noise
if u dont give a d___-gon throw it out (what)
if u dont give a d___-gon throw it out
through the window
up against the wall
laugh when the m_________a fall
these fools cant rap at all

i never buy a tune
from the Neptunes
when they beat come on
i hope it go off soon (what)
Fabolous, whats fabolous about it
i think he terrible, music unbearable
rippin off Mase
with that look on his face (oh man)
i rest my case

Kelis,wow,i hate her so much right now
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
who gave her a record deal,oh my God!
Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-Z's in the video with Beyonce
both these rappers are whack
yet people talk smack about 40 Delefonte
the music industry is usin' the slang
and tryin' to play it off
like they doin' they thang

c'mon Camron, oh boy
Dipset, oh boy
how can u be from a city so black
(get back on Kelis)
oh yeah Kelis
this is what i want u to do
get on ur knees, face me
i got a milkshake for u and its tasty
just like ur album

Puff Daddy, enough already
now its P.Diddy, still sounds s___ty
how can ur group be called Tha Band
nobody plays an instrument man
i dont play B2k
R&B singers be too gay
(u know they broke up over money)
oh yeah, thats too bad,i dont care
i think its good, no doubt
they can stop puttin all the bullshit out
(like what)
what a girl want, what a girl need
a f___in job and a brand new hair weave
what a girl want, what a girl need
a f___in job and a brand new hair weave
a b__p b__p b__p
that is all i wanna do
a b__p b__p b__p
thats my song
thats thats what i wrote down
on a piece of paper
a b__p b__p b__p
call up Puff Daddy
ask him if he wants to do a verse wit me

real pimps get down on the floor
but i dont see a ho (ho) in the video(i know)
why is David Banner runnin from the clan
what happened to the b____es man
cadillac on 22s
why is David Banner takin off his shoes
its supposed to be about cadillacs
not David Banner bringin' dead people back
even though its all good
it might get misunderstood
d___ skippy
mississippi in tha hood
raps i'm writin' up, i cant lighten up
until these whack a__ rappers tighten up

Missy Elliott
think she looks like Halle Barry, thats scary
her CD aint worth it
put yo money in yo pocket and reverse it
her CD aint worth it
put yo money in yo pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliott

i cant stand her music goin in my ear
if u like Missy Elliott get the f___ outta here
i cant stand her music goin in my ear
if u like Missy Elliott get the f___ outta here

most rappers are whack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack
just like the people they attract

hey man, hey look
Trina's on TV
oh yeah, ooh she fine
hey homie, Trina's on TV
she cute
not when she rappin, press mute

and now we're gonna play
a single from the album Weave-olution
even wit a weave(even wit a weave)
i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)
even wit a weave(even wit a weave)
i cant stand Eve(harmonize)
even wit a weave, i cant stand Eve
even wit a weave, i cant stand Eve

i cant stand Eve
thats what i said
she got a pin-head
most people head is round
hers go up and down
like a peanut
she could be pretty
if her attitude wasnt so s___ty
talkin bout
"u tryna come through the back door"
she aint got no back door
what she talkin smack fo'

male bashin wit Mary J
like Queen Latifa, she must be gay
in my radio, u gets no play, not today
what the f___ happened to MTV
why these whack people get to make a CD

i dont know man
look at 50 Cent
he dont move his mouth when he rappin, man
he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin
u know what i'm sayin
he dont move his mouth
(mumbling)
open yo mouth
(more mumbling)
i tell ya
its Ludacris
its Ludacris
its Ludacris
u dont scare me
i'll teach ya how to stunt

teach me how to stunt
they need to let me teach 'em
how to roll a fat blunt
get high get drunk and take it easy
and stop makin songs so chessy
now Mannie Fresh is actually fresh
and Juvenile, i like his style
but the worst rapper i ever heard man
is the whack a__ m_________in Birdman
(what about Silkk the Shocker)
my name is Silkk and i'll shock ya
i juss been shocked by Silkk the Shocker

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