"Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record
& I hope you had as much fun as I did, here's one last little diddy just for you"

I used to ride my big wheel & sell lemonade
Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade
But now I'm only happy when I'm drinking JD, what the hell happened to me

I used to have fun throwing s_____lls with my best friend Billy
& Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee, what the hell happened to me

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
I only did the things that Momma said I should
But now I just do whatever I want, I even whipped it out in a restaurant

I used to help clean the park in the middle of town
Then played kickball til the sun went down
But now all I do is get VD, what the hell happened to me

It makes no sense, I can't believe I ended up me
I'm out of my gourd, won't somebody please help me

I'm kind of a wierdo

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