Rodney Carrington That Awful Day Lyrics

Well I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell,
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the b____ and then I cried,
Called me a name said I lied kicked me again thought I died.
Took my clothes set them on fire and she hit me with her curling iron.
Tried to block it with my watch, and then she kicked me in the crotch again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care thing's weren't what the seemed,
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water and my 'nad's would soon be steam.
I tried to run, scream for for help she hit me in the nurts with a rinestone belt.
It was like nothing I had ever felt,
I thank god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed swung it once and missed my head,
She reared back to swing it again then she hit me in the twin's again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Yea today's that awful day,
Me and my boys wont be the same.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.