Amateur Transplants NHS Song Lyrics

Well I'm lying in this Hospital bed
I should had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor is dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's p___ and s___ and blood and s____ dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypass
but the Filipino nurse says that its all Tony Blair's fault
because he let
the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt

And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die. Oh s___

Tony can't afford the NHS no more
Cos he's paying for the Olympics and another b_____ War
and I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology but unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a Coronary
Cos my heart is getting worse each day
and the only thing they've given me is MRSA
Cos there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out
and its not like carry on films where they always get their jugs out

And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die

We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS

and he's holding up my bypass ooh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh ooh
and I really need a bypass ooh
or I think I'm Gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna d....(flat line)