Krayzie Bone Dummy Man Lyrics

Dum. Da-dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, da-dum, dum, da-dum,
dum, dum, dum, dum.

They call me the Dummy Man [the Dummy Man ...], and I'm up early tryin?to slang
my dope [I'm the n____ with the biggest rocks.]. The fiends, they get awfully
mad [awfuly mad ...] when they go broke on dope, and it's really soap [My n____
you ain't never lied].

Up in the mornin' and I feel like I don't wanna be livin', better off dead
without no bread. Have you ever felt that feelin'? Unsatisfied, feelin' like you
wanna die when you reach into your pocket and can't even find not even enough to
go purchase a dime sack of weed. But f___ that, I got come up in my blood, plus
it's the first of the month, n____ what, the perfect time to come up. The only
problem is I'm broke and ain't got no dope. But as I was standin?at my bathroom
mirror, I look at the soap. s___, soap look a little like dope. You scandalous
n____! Then I chop, chop up me some counterfeit amphetamines. But wait a minute,
wait, wait a minute now, what if they want to taste it? Then quickly for cash,
n____ dash to the kitchen get the bread bag. Wrap that bread around some soap,
now I got the bread crumb dum-dum dope. It might sound funny but it ain't no
joke cause doin' this s___ could get a n____ smoked, man. But f___ it! Young
n____ gotta get them duckets. Hit the medicine cabinet for the final touches,
Orajel for the numbness. Then I hit the corner with a handful of bread crumbs,
n____ got the dum-dum for ya [for ya] and I pump on approach if you say it ain't
dope, only dealin' 'cause I hear that they sober. Peep, creep on a come up, I'll
wait for a fiend to roll up, and walk to the car with my hand on my pistol, he
showed me the greens. Said, "Hold up. Gotta get my stash." n____ need a twenty,
and I got that faded. Lovin' these yum-yum's, glad I made it, I just hope this
n____ don't try to taste it. I dropped him the dummy, he said it was lovely. But
as he pulled off I pinned that he put a rock up in his mouth [mouth], so he gon'
come back for his money. I pinned that he braked, he skid, put it in reverse and
he came back quick. Fiend jumped out and he talkin' all big, this is what
happened to this b____: we beat him, and finished him off and he never came
'round here no more cause the n____ ran into yours-truly. Poor, and a n____
scored. Lord forgive me but I can't remember the last time I ate. Now I gots to
go get me a plate or we pin 慹m up proper. Only spent three dollars and forty
four cent, n____ full, now I gotta get bent. n____ still got sixteen dollars and
fifty six cent, hell yeah! These dum dums got a n____ off the hook, they got
booked, took, shook, look, got dope, but it ain't dope, so I guess you could
call me a crooked crook. Hey, do ya know somebody like me? I don't think so,
cause ain't nobody. I see down for the crime like I'm down for mine, and if I
gotta, n____, I cheat, cheat.

So f___ with me, I got them chops man [choppa, choppa, choppa]. The biggest
rocks up on the block, man [the biggest rocks up on the block man]. Say, f___
with me, I got them chops man [choppa, choppa, choppa]. The biggest rocks up on
the block, man [the biggest rocks up on the block man].