I was stranded on a planet,
Just me and Spock
We met a nasty n___ alien
who locked our a__es up
We found a hunk of crystal
and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun
and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge
when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said
"Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow
do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum
and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam
off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad,
we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans
pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind
we just make some s___ up

And though he's just a child,
and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes
to making up some s___
He's the guy you want with you
when you go out in s___e
Now if only he could
beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party
on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just
plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field
inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor
and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam
off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad,
we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans
pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind
we just make some s___ up

Sisko's on a mission
to go no b_____ place
He loiters on a s___e station
above Bajoran s___e
The wormhole's opened up
and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back
the f___ing Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons,
remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans
and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal
rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair
and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam
off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad,
we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans
pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind
we just make some s___ up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager,
pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me
I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble
and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties
when they called it "Lost in s___e"

We were looking for a way
to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated
an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that
that would get us into s___
But this one has a smashing a__
and a lovely set of t__s

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam
off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad,
we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind
we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds,
we just make some s___ up

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