Kid Rock Wax the Booty Lyrics

See a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew.
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get layed.
? Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak.
? Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty to get this freak and co-wax the booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty.
? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty.

Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
? When the freak cut in and started telling of the times.
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis.
? Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her.
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them t__ties.
? Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and I asked do u stank.
? She said no you owe it to me that my shower soap is Gucci
? So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie.
Headed fo her coochie.
? Grease it down real good.?br> Headed for her coochie.
When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if this girl had any types of signs of VD
? She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
And I grabbed my d___ and co-stuck in her puddy.
? Started rocking this freak with my hands on her
But you should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up.
Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover.? Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin.
But she was lovin it all w/ her back in a arch
? I busted my nut and she started to bark.
Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss.
Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my d___ie
Cuz it was kinda wet all b_____ and sticky.
? And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
The b____ dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my d___.?br> I started trippin cuz this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she was a s__ual fiend.?
And when I thought that was as sick as one girl燾ould get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it.?br> Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty.?
But never the less I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed the booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty.
? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty.

Too short dont stop.
? Too short dont stop.
? Too short dont stop the beat.
Hey yo short dog can I get a b____.
Biiiiiiiitch.

Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
? This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it.
? And if the ladies if you are tries of a man on your f____
Then f___ you go home and watch the tube with granny.
Cuz this is booty night non stop
With the #1 wax and me Kid Rock.?br> So lets get hyped cuz if I see you calm
I am gonna think that you are waxin w/ Rosie Palm.
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some.
? Man, just dont be a wussy
And I'll garentee u could get a piece of p____.
? But to get it you have to realize
Dont brag to the freak about your d___ size.?
Man, thats not the way to win it
Cuz it is not the length of your wond its the magic in it.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty.
? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty.

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