Twiztid Off the Chain Lyrics

[Jamie Madrox]
Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch
Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on
Like them average a__ t__ties of yours
Now I done seen many, many pairs of t__ties before
But them t__ties right there look suckable to me
With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be
She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so
If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode

[Monoxide]
Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly
All I want to do is get some a__ tonight
And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed
Then I'll be swimming in some a__ like the tsunami
And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he
Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me
b__ping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree
Getting high hoping this ugly b____ will f___ me

[Chorus]
Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo
Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney
Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie
Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Monoxide]
Sometimes we would get high in the back
And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack
And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned
But f___ it since I'm high little ugly got boned
I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this
Everywhere that I look's a fine b____
g______it, I love this weed
'Cause every last b____ looks good to me

[Jamie Madrox]
Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone
Ain't no reason that banging a__ need to be having pants on
I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string
Packed to the max with needful things
Like coochie and b___ watch it jiggle and such
As she walks by with that run way strut
I'm mesmerized on how much a__ calf n' thighs
You managed to stuff inside them Levi's

[Chorus]
You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy
With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain
A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson
With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson
'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be
So off the chain

[Jamie Madrox]
Your lips are just so soft and supple
I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle
I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing
Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard
And if she wanna cuddle right quick
Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick
Let her suck your d___ in a public bathroom
While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune

[Monoxide]
Now I'm walking through the mall
And I'm high as the sun
And I swear this b____'s a__ is looking like a cinna-bun
And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's
Then I fell in love with her flabby f____
I'm getting outta here before my p____ gets hard
And I get thrown out by the security guards
Feeling like a r_____, I'm h____ and high
But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye