I don´t like poodles and Pot pourri
pastel colors aint good on me
I need a woman that I can squeeze
these are the things that I believe

I like John Wayne in overalls
hate chick flicks and shopping malls
I think god that I got b____
a pickup truck and a texas drawl

I dont like flowers and fancy wine
talking on the telephone all the time
dont wont nothing in my behind
it's an exit, it suits me fine

these are all the reasons I aint queer
(these are all the reasons he aint queer)

I think two holes are better than one
if you ask me well thats more fun
in and out and then im done
two guys kissing would make me run

I dont like s__ on a fu fu bed
I dont wont to dance with a guy name Fred
I did it once and my face turned red
you saw the tape so enoughs been said

me and my buddies we like to drink
watching fights at the hockey rink
you wont catch me wearing pink
I like the fact that my d___ dont stink

ohh these are all the reasons I aint queer
dont be poking nothing near my rear
yeah theses are all those reasons
the crazy cuc koo reasons
these are all those reasons I aint queer

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