Harry Shearer Cash and Cary Lyrics

Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,
They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me
On a technicality.
I'm just visiting Springfield Prison,
I get to sleep back home tonight.

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