Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.

(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-f___-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-f_________-screw,
moose-p___, cat-pud, orangutan-t__,
sheep-p____, camel-crack, pig and lion s___.

Well, everybody-everybody's a__ was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole d___ thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some t__.

Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).

Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with b____
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey

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