South Park Cartman Lyrics

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Kyle: [shoots back] Shut up, fatboy!
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat, you f___in' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word??
Cartman: ...Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talkin' about "f___" You can't say "f___" in school, you f___in' f_____.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f___ not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f___" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (f___.)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f___ f___ity f___ f___ f___.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my b____? [the class gasps]
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?! [his jaw just hangs there]
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my b____, Mr. Garrison?!"
Stan: Holy s___, dude.