1. Fly and Dope (h:mm:ss)
Ricky and Steve start the show with a hi-5.

2. Ricky's Film Review (0:00:33)
Ricky continues to review the latest films with The Jungle Book (1968). He gives it "9 out of 5".

Song For The Lovers: The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me (00:02:14)

3. Lonely Steve (0:02:27)
Steve gets jealous when he overhears a tramp talking about his girlfriend. But things become more embittered when Steve asks about Karl's relationship and Karl gets defensive.

4. Schindler's Lifts (0:06:12)
Ricky is impressed with the noise the microphone spring makes, while photographers for X-Ray magazine take pictures in the studio. Steve sets a competition for tickets for The Fall at Kentish Town Forum tonight. Steve wonders if Schindler's Lifts has anything to do with Oscar Schindler.

5. Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Ad (0:10:03)
...Ben Elton appeared to have overdowsed on the a___hole tablets that morning.

6. Polaroids (0:10:39)
Ricky and Steve look at the photographer's test snaps and are forced to contemplate the reality of their looks. Ricky confesses he was mistaken for Johnny Vegas earlier. Ricky then wonders if Armitage Shanks should be investigated by the Monopoly and Mergers Commission.

7. Criticizing Steve (0:12:59)
Ricky says he likes U2. Steve finishes The Fall tickets competition. Steve says Noel Edmonds is utterly doomed, while Ricky thinks he's going to make a big comeback... Ricky then wonders why the show has gone so bad. Steve says it's because Ricky and Karl keep having a go at him, but Ricky says that his and Karl's criticism is constructive.

8. I Love The First Hour (0:15:47)
Ricky and Steve further lament the decline of the show since it began all those minutes ago.
Hip-Hop Hooray: Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day (0:16:50)

9. Saturday Night Steve (0:17:24)
Steve gets excited about later, when he will be drinking weak lager at home and will probably m_________ twice before going to bed alone.

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