She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh have mercy...my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bath room stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff...
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bath room stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing, she's just having fun
Tomorrow she'll say, Oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Cause tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

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