South Park Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of b___er, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my b____?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my b____ in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty b____,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty b____
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My b____!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my b____ stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my b____?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my b____ in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty b____
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty b____
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My b____!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my b____!

Someone help me, my b____ are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My b____ are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My b____ are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty b____
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty b____
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my b____, baby! Suck on my b____ Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate b____
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my b____...