William Hung Hotel California Lyrics

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my 'air
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up aheh in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be 'ell'
Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way
There were voices down de corrido',
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Su-such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here.

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends,
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends.
How they dance in the courtyard, swee' summer sweat-
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.

So I caw up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
And still dose voices are calling from faar awaaaaaay,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibiiiiiiiiiii's.

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
I said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with the steely knives,
But they just can't kill the bist.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was befoooore.
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are p'ogam to receive.
You can checkout anytime you like,
but you can never leeeeave!

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibiiiiiiiiiii's.

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's.