I am scared to hit the showers
My teammates have ugly tattoos
They like metal I like flowers
And now they're stealing my shampoo

But maybe one day I'll be meaner
And I'll have a bigger wiener
Cuz that is what really matters
In the football showers
So I guess I'll practice day and night
Drink beer, don't wash and pick up fights
To become the MVP
In the all-star team

Little scary dudes with scary reputations and a scary scar
Come running towards me with bloodred eyes and foaming mouths
They kick me, they punch me, it's like David and Goliath
But they throw the rock through the neighbours' window
Instead of at my head

But maybe one day I'll be meaner
And I'll have a bigger weener
Cuz that is what really matters
In the football showers
So I guess I'll practice day and night
Drink beer, don't wash and pick up fights
To become the MVP
In the all-star team

I don't want to go to practice
I think football's not my game
In the end I'll be the strongest
But for now I'll stay the same

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