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Oh yeah. Up my a__.

Up my a__.

Up my a__. A lit candle - up my a__. A firecracker, a finger, a thumb - up my a__. An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg - up my a__. A d____, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask - up my a__.

Power tools, an electric drill, a screwdriver, a monkey wrench - up my a__. A monkey - up my a__.

A potpourri of a__orted fragrances - up my a__. Up my smelly a__hole. 'Cause I'm not one of those guys who walks around pretending that my s___ don't stink. My s___ stinks. I admit it. And right now, there is a lot of s___ - up my a__.

Up my a__.

Up my a__.

Up my a__ - and to the left.

Up my a__. Step right up. Step right up. Come one, come all - up my a__. Everyone and everything - up my a__.

Everything except for your s____y, bullshit, artificial, plastic d___ (oh yeah), looks like you bought it at the K-Mart (up my a__) - f___ you with your bogus d____ (oh yeah). You can shove that up your a__, honey, not mine. Up my a__, I got a special gift for you. Right here. Come and get it. It's up my a__.

Up my a__.

Up my a__.

Up my a__.

The Louisiana Purchase - up my a__ (up my a__). The Encyclopædia Britannica (up my a__) - up my a__ (up my a__). Your grandmother - up my a__. Shields and Yarnell - up my a__.

Chocolates. Lollipops. Cakes and pies...and it's all for free. Children...children...

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