Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home (x7)
I wanna be alone

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meats too good

Grandma take me home (x7)
I wanna be alone

She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home (x7)
I wanna be alone

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home (x19)
I wanna be alone

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Jan and Dean Hey, Little Cobra Lyrics
Ludacris Area Codes Lyrics